See the problem here is that you’ve become the Fox who cries wolf. Your outrage...– JON STEWART, on Fox “News” Channel’s faux outrage over Fast and Furious and, well, just about anything related to President Obama, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
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gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
cloudforhire: I want Chris Humsworth to narrate my life in his Thor voice. I want him to narrate mine in his Huntsman voice.
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sillyunicorntime: bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at literary nuts can read trashy romance novels adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism mother of four can read a self-help book...